I got an email from my sister the other morning. It was one of those forwards titled, "You know you're from Philadelphia if..." Now, Jamie isn't from Philly, but she knows it like the back of her hand because it's practically a second home to all of us Mouw's who don't live there. Anyhow, I thought it was pretty funny because I experienced a lot of the things listed in the email when I lived there for two years. I decided to post it because it was so funny! :-) My comments are colored! Enjoy!
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly."
AndNew Jersey has always been "Jersey."
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA."
Couldn't be more true!You know how to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd,Duquesne, Punxsutawney, Susquehanna, and Allegheny.
You know what a "Mummer" is.
I could never get a straight anser from ANYBODY about what a mummer is. I don't think the Philadelphians even know what they are!You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.
????You absolutely hate T.O.
That's funny, b/c I hated him before he left the Eagles!You really miss Y-100.
At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or mostof their windows all year long.
UM, it was actually like 80% of our block had the colored "Icicle" lights all year :-)Words like "hoagie", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies" and"pocketbook" actually mean something to you.
My Grandma said "Pocketbook"You know the time and location of every "wing night" in a 20 mile radius.
You consider an exotic vacation to be a trip to Ocean City, VirginiaBeach, or Myrtle Beach.
You think very little of an Amish buggy on the road.
You've run up the steps to the art museum emulating Rocky at least once.
You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest wayto Philly is the Turnpike.
I think Californians struggle with this as well. They say Nebraska is in the East?!?!?!When the forecast said snow, you stayed up waiting for them toannounce that school was cancelled.
You know that more than two inches of snow will at least get you a two hour delay.
You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you heard the word "snow."
Philadelphians are rediculous when it comes to snow. Whatever you do, do NOT go to the store when snow is in the forecast!!!!You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, cornchips, pretzels, candy, or ice cream, or that packages turkeys, beans,or bologna.
You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
Refer to something as "a whole nother," e.g., "That's a whole nother issue."
You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.
You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your hoagie.
Your favorite dessert is water ice. (pronounced "wooder" ice)
mmmmm... Rita's Water Ice!!!You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talkinglong-distance to family members.
You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they havecheese steaks?"
You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
HAHAYou've had more than one debate on why Wawa is better than Sheetz.
I do miss WAWA!You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".
You can't imagine lunch without a Tastykake.
A vacation at the Jersey shore is better than going to an island(there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)
You know where to find the Rocky statue.
You've had more than one argument over why your place for cheesesteaksis the best.
I love Jim's Cheesesteaks... probably b/c that was the only one that I knew how to find!You've never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were therewas on a class trip in third grade.
You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is
You will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking ofwhere it was - or where his hands have been.
You can't imagine a breakfast without scrapple.
You don't know what a sub is, but you think they are trying todescribe an imitation HOAGIE.
You aren't a bandwagon Sixers fan, you loved them when they sucked,and before they had A.I.
You call the Dallas Cowboys the Cowgirls.
When every year a team makes it close to or to the post season and yetevery year you still find your self saying i know how this is gonnaend...there's always next year.
Sounds like the Cubbies.If you never took a field trip to anywhere other than the franklininstitute, the zoo, the art museum, or the museum of natural science
If you listen to Preston and Steve EVERY morning.
If you know every word to the theme song from the fresh prince of Bel Air.